Oh Jimmer.

Led us to victory over #4/6 (depending on your poll) San Diego State university. He is just a man among boys. The refs were turned against him, he was being double and triple teamed, but he still scorched them and torched them. He never stops burning up, just like the olympic torch. He never stops going, just like the energizer bunny. He flies through the air like a graceful hawk descending on his pray. He dribbles the ball like a baby dribbles drool down its face. He is a MONSTER. 

I got most of this stuff here. , a really funny blog by a BYU student.

For those of you who don't know who "Michelle" is, it's probably because you do not attend BYU. You can read up on it, here.

Have a good day!