Wait, why are there no trees outside?

So I came back from Christmas Break and one of the hugest trees outside had been cut down. Unfortunately, I loved that tree! Why do people have to cut down innocent trees. We should have carved the stump into a statue of Lincoln or Michael Jordan or something.

Okay, see the big tree behind the snowman? Alas, it is no more. They are ruining the aesthetic appeal of Heritage halls by destroying these wonderful specimens of nature.

Actually, I think it fell over in the snowstorm, so they kind of had to get rid of it. Still!